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About Me
- mattatech
- I'am a multi-billionaire who is head of an evil corporation with its headquarters stationed on the planet Mars. Our factory runs on children's blood and it is atop an indian burial ground - yes, we imported the graves to Mars - that's how awesomely evil we are. We do donate to charity, and our "Bullets for Bums" program has been a hit. We also enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach.
Mattatech Testimonials
"Pants? Bleh - pants are for midgets"
"Hey blood...you got any scriznah?"
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